Rapper M.I.A. launches pricey tech-resistant clothing line
The movement of tinfoil hat wearers is steadily growing in strength. Many indications suggest that a British rapper, originally hails from Sri Lanka, has joined their ranks. M.I.A. has created her own company, Ohmni, which specialises in clothing that protects against various perceived dangers, particularly radiation and 5G.
Modern technology is developing at an astonishing pace. New solutions emerge daily, aimed at revolutionising the way we communicate or transmit data. Artificial intelligence, 5G networks, and autonomous robots are now at the forefront. Older generations often harbour doubts about whether the world is heading in the right direction. Joining them are the tinfoil hat wearers, who oppose everything modern and progressive. It appears that British rapper M.I.A. is also among the opponents of 5G. She created a company producing clothing designed to protect against wifi, data tracking, and 5G radiation, among other things. Their prices are staggering.
Boxer shorts in the fight against radiation
The Ohmni brand's clothing line includes bags, jeans, hats, trousers, hoods, ponchos, hoodies, jackets, T-shirts, dresses, bum bags, tracksuit bottoms, leggings, caps, and even boxer shorts. All the clothes are designed to protect against radiation, 5G, 4G, Wi-Fi, data tracking, Bluetooth, RFID, EMF, mobile phone towers, and satellites. The clothes are made from silver, which resembles aluminium foil and includes copper and nickel.
How much does a tinfoil hat wearer's armour cost? A dress and a jacket cost £330. The slightly cheaper silver premium T-shirt is only £250. Tinfoil hat wearer's tracksuits cost £210. A thermal top from M.I.A. costs £200. Trousers, ponchos, hoodies, bags, jeans, leggings, less premium t-shirts, and long-sleeve tops cost £170. The pseudo-foil trousers, the tinfoil hat wearer's hat, the 5G protective hood, the cap, and the bum bag cost £80. The cheapest items are some models of T-shirts, document pouches, and boxer shorts - only £40.
To protect yourself from radiation from head to toe, you need to spend at least £620. However, your feet remain unprotected—the Ohmni store does not offer socks or shoes.
Ohmni has an important mission
The Ohmni brand's website includes a description of their approach. The creators wrote: "In the age of smart cities, digital cryptocurrencies, artificial intelligence, NeuraLink, hackable humans, zero privacy, deepmind, internal data collection on the body, unlimited surveillance tracking, mind data mining, social media overload, augmented reality, social credit systems, virtual dystopian mind fields, we present the revolutionary future of fashion. OHMNI is your last frontier in maintaining privacy, autonomy, and bodily and data rights. This is not an artistic fashion adventure. This is a necessity—the armour of the modern knight in the age of modern technological warfare.
The owners of Ohmni add:
"You might think of the war zone as far away from where you are, yet in 2024, even your house is a digital battlefield. OHMNI is designed to be protective, preventative, and precious. Future backwards is R U TU F. If the conspiracy theorists are wrong, good for you, you own some beautiful clothes made with pure silver and precious metals. But, if they are right, you just might have saved the future of humanity. Welcome to OHMNI. I could be a genius. I could be a cheat."
